Jay Vera Summer
REFLECTIONS UPON FINDING A RESEARCH STUDY THAT SUGGESTS
WOMEN WHO SLEEP WITH A NIGHTLIGHT ON GAIN WEIGHT
As a woman who sleeps with a nightlight on,
And as a woman who has gained weight in recent years,
I'd like to gently suggest that, as you claim artificial light
Makes us fat, you might be failing
To recognize an important confounding variable:
We are afraid.